PRODUCTION RESCUE FOR AI-BUILT APPS
You built the thing that could change your life.Stop waiting for it to break.
For $15,000 I lock down your app, make its bill predictable, and prove it survives 10xtoday’s traffic. Then I cover production for 30 days.
Two weeks. One fixed price. Your nights back.
Free 15-minute teardown, live. Bring the app. Leave knowing the first three things likely to hurt you. No pitch.
$15K FIXED · 14 DAYS · 10x VERIFIED · 30 DAYS COVERED
THE TEARDOWN
FILMING NOW · IT DROPS ON X FIRST
That teardown is an app I built myself. Yours takes me 15 minutes and costs nothing.
Success should not feellike a countdown.
Every signup should feel like proof your bet worked. Instead it feels like one more person standing on a floor you never load-tested. Nothing is on fire. You still smell smoke.
Is customer data actually safe?
You shipped auth you didn’t write and access rules you changed until the errors stopped. Probably safe was fine at 20users. It isn’t fine now.
Will growth make the bill explode?
$80 last month. $4,200this month. Nobody can explain why. Every new customer starts to look like an expense you can’t predict.
Will the launch hold?
It works today. Nobody knows what happens when a promo, a big customer, or one viral post sends 10x more people through the door.
If it breaks, are you alone?
There is no production owner. There is you, a log you can’t read, and a customer asking when it will be fixed.
Your business became real before its infrastructure did. Your codebase is normal. The shame is the only part that isn’t.
Everyone gets to build.Surviving is my job.
You used the tools you had. You got it live. Customers paid. That is a prototype that worked, not a mess to apologize for. It just needs a production owner now.
$15,000 to stop wondering.The Production Rescue Sprint.
$15,000 · 2 weeks · fixed scope
You are not buying two weeks of engineering. You are buying the day your app becomes something you trust instead of something you watch. One architect. One fixed scope. No team to manage.
- DAY 1
Know whether you are exposed.
I trace every secret, admin account, and path to customer data. Anything dangerous gets locked down. If you have already been breached, you hear it that day, not in three months.
You sleep because you know, not because you hope.
- WEEK 1
See everything. Explain every dollar.
Monitoring and alerts go live, so production stops depending on you noticing. Then the bill autopsy: every line item explained, the waste cut, the rest predictable.
Your phone gets to be a phone again.
- WEEK 2
Watch it hold.
Rate limiting, auth review, indexes, the expensive queries rewritten, backups verified by restoring them. Then I load-test the critical paths at 10x your measured peak, recorded. You get the Architecture Map: your whole system on one page, in plain English.
Nobody calls it scalable. You watch the proof.
- DAYS 15 TO 45
Hand me the panic.
For 30 days I own monitoring and incident response. If the app moves, I see it. If it breaks, I am already fixing it before you finish typing the panic text.
For one month, the emergency is not yours.
Your peak load is measured on day one. The agreed critical paths hold at 10x that, or I keep working at no charge until they do.
TWO SPRINT SLOTS PER MONTH. THERE IS ONE OF ME.
Not for everyone. Pre-revenue prototypes and teams who already have a senior infrastructure owner should keep their money.
No adjectives.Receipts.
- 11,000
The database that shared everything.
One missing access rule. Every user could read every other user’s data. 11,000 rows, exposed for months. Locked down in an afternoon. The privacy policy is finally true.
- 0
The developer who never left.
An agency dev still had admin access months after handoff. Full audit of who can touch what, every credential rotated. Strangers with access to your users: zero.
- 48h
The keys that were already stolen.
API keys hardcoded in the client, scraped by bots. Found it, rotated everything, moved secrets server-side, alerts on. 48 hours from breached to bolted shut.
- $80
The bill that came back down.
A render loop hitting the database 40 times a second. $4,200 a month. Found in the logs in an hour. The bill went back to $80 and stayed there.
- 2x
The app afraid of its own deploys.
Every fix broke two things, so nothing shipped for weeks. Tests around the money paths, a staging copy of production. Now it ships 2x a week without the breath-hold.
- 10x
The launch that finally held.
The app died at 200 concurrent users on launch day. Indexes, caching, one query rewrite. The next spike hit 10x harder and nobody noticed.
Built for the founderwho became the CTO.
This is for the moment after the prototype wins. The business is too valuable for probably, and hiring an infrastructure team would pull you away from the reason you built it.
Zeshan. Principal architect. 15 years on systems that could not go down: Apple Pay authentication at 50k QPS, 36 petabytes of data. Founder with 600+ B2B customers. San Jose, CA.
Stop bringing the appto bed.
Show me the live system for 15 minutes. I name the first three things likely to expose customer data, inflate your bill, or fail under growth. If you can fix them yourself, I say so.
15 minutes, live. No deck. No generic audit. No pitch.