Go build.I’ll make it scale-proof.
You built it nights and weekends. It’s becoming the way out.
Production rescue from an ex-Apple architect.
15 minutes, live. You bring the app. You leave knowing what breaks first. No pitch.
RESCUE SPRINT · $25,000 · 2 WEEKS · FIXED SCOPE
THE TEARDOWN
FILMING NOW · IT DROPS ON X FIRST
This is the free teardown. Yours takes me 15 minutes and costs nothing.
You already knowsomething is wrong.
You keep the Supabase tab open like a heart monitor. You refresh Stripe to make sure the money is real. You scroll Vercel logs you can’t read.
The bill you can’t explain.
$80 last month. $4,200 this month. Every new user feels like a threat now. Growth was the goal. Growth is the problem.
The security you can’t verify.
You shipped auth you didn’t write and a privacy policy you can’t check. Is user data exposed? Probably not. Probably is not a security model.
The database you guessed at.
No indexes. Backups you’ve never restored. Access rules pasted in until the errors stopped. It holds at 100 users. 10,000 is a different physics.
The codebase you’re afraid to touch.
It works. You don’t know why. Every fix breaks two other things. You’ve stopped shipping features because you’re scared of your own product.
Your codebase is normal. I’ve been inside dozens of them. The shame is the only part that isn’t real.
Built in a weekend.Ready for 10,000 users.
You built it with love. You watch it like a newborn. That’s exactly how it should be. Everyone gets to build. Making it survive is my job.
Two weeks. Fixed price.The Production Rescue Sprint.
$25,000 · 2 weeks · fixed scope
- DAY 1
The breach question, answered.
Every secret found, rotated, locked. I check whether you’ve already been breached.
You find out by dinner. Then you sleep.
- WEEK 1
Eyes on everything. A bill you understand.
Monitoring and alerts go live, so you stop being the alarm system. Full bill autopsy: every line item explained, the waste cut.
Your phone gets to be a phone again.
- WEEK 2
Hardened. Tested. Documented.
Rate limiting, auth review, indexes, backups you can actually restore. Then I load-test at 10x your peak. You get the Architecture Map: your whole system on one page. And the Diligence Pack: your security questionnaire answers, pre-written.
You watch it hold. Recorded, so you can rewatch it.
- DAYS 15 TO 45
A month of the Production Retainer. Included.
Thirty days of incident cover after the sprint. If anything breaks, I’m on it before you finish typing the panic text.
A month of never dreading it. Then you decide.
Your peak load is measured on day one. After the sprint, your app handles 10x that. If it doesn’t, I keep working at no charge until it does.
TWO SPRINT SLOTS PER MONTH. THERE IS ONE OF ME.
After your included month: the Production Retainer, $10k/mo. Monitoring stays mine. Incidents stay mine. The dread stays gone.
No adjectives.Receipts.
- 11,000
The database that shared everything.
One missing access rule. Every user could read every other user’s data. 11,000 rows, exposed for months. Locked down in an afternoon. The privacy policy is finally true.
- 0
The developer who never left.
An agency dev still had admin access months after handoff. Full audit of who can touch what, every credential rotated. Strangers with access to your users: zero.
- 48h
The keys that were already stolen.
API keys hardcoded in the client, scraped by bots. Found it, rotated everything, moved secrets server-side, alerts on. 48 hours from breached to bolted shut.
- $80
The bill that came back down.
A render loop hitting the database 40 times a second. $4,200 a month. Found in the logs in an hour. The bill went back to $80 and stayed there.
- 2x
The app afraid of its own deploys.
Every fix broke two things, so nothing shipped for weeks. Tests around the money paths, a staging copy of production. Now it ships 2x a week without the breath-hold.
- 10x
The launch that finally held.
The app died at 200 concurrent users on launch day. Indexes, caching, one query rewrite. The next spike hit 10x harder and nobody noticed.
Zeshan · Principal Architect · ex-Apple · Founder with 600+ B2B customers · San Jose, CA
Show me your app.I’ll show you everything.
A free 15-minute teardown, live. You leave with the list of what to fix first. No pitch, no strings.